Shove Over Tonya Harding...

Oh wait...maybe I shouldn't provoke Tonya like that. She knows people. People with clubs. And come to think of it...I rather like my knees, they've been good to me! And I really think the girls' knees are, well, the bee's knees. So call off your thugs, Tonya...there is nothing to see here (except, of course, some amazing amateur skating!).

I think I am improving...
THEN

NOW