The Mom Squad...

I am now contributing over on The Mom Squad...5 moms rollin' and patrollin' the KC. KC is Kitsap County for those of you that live outside the boundaries. I will mainly post mid-month, but have a very riveting (dare I say nail biting?) post up as we speak. Go che-che-check it out at The Mom Squad and thanks for all your support fans. Fans? Did I really just say fans? Do you really think I might have fans? Oooo...how Angelina Jolie of me.

Speaking of Angelina Jolie, did you know that I once looked like her? It's true! A little over three years ago we went to Montana for my girl friend Little Ashley's (not to be confused with Tall Ashley) birthday party. We were tailgating at a UM Grizzly game and a yellow jacket flew inside my Mike's Hard Lemonade. He didn't enjoy being in there and since I didn't notice he was in fact trapped when I went to take a sip he attacked. My lip immediately started to swell, but only the bottom left side of it. Later as we were driving along Jason looked over and said, "You look kind of hot with that Angelina Jolie lip". When I turned to say, "Really?" he then got a good look at the fact that it was only plumped on one side. He then shuddered, "Oh never mind!" Apparently, it is entirely possible for one to look like Angelina Jolie from the side, but straight on you just look like that crazy homeless lady that lives under the bridge. I guess you can't win them all!