Wacked Out...

Today I used a new body wash. Afterwards I started to itch. Then I got a rash. Then hives. I went to Wal Mart and asked the pharmacist what I should take. She asked if I needed to do any driving today. I said no. She pointed me in the direction of Benedryl. I took two pink pills right there in the cold/flu isle. Two hours later I fell asleep on the office floor right next to the dog kennel. Shortly the doorbell rang. I answered it with my hair flattened to one side and quite possibly a smear of drool and dog fur across my cheek. The bad news is I spent $15 on a body wash that gives me hives. The good news is they are really yummy smelling hives.

What I want to do all day today...