Consider this a public service announcement. While attending a going away party it may or may not be a bad idea to have a shot (or three) of tequila and then proceed to perch on the arm of a leather couch to take a picture while wearing a silk skirt. If you do this you may or may not slip off that couch and onto the floor all "Hollywood fall" style with your feet up in the air wedged between the couch and the wall. And you may or may not dent your friends' drywall with your noggin. Your friends may or may not be concerned with your safety because they are more concerned with getting to the bathroom in time because they may or may not have peed themselves a little by laughing so hard. I will not name names, but this may or may not have happened to someone we know.
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